I Love You
I love you! I think that's the most popular sentence around now. Something most girls want to hear, at the same time the last thing some others want to hear. Why? Some have been scammed by badt guys using ONLY these three letter words. I LOVE YOU? Hmmm. Some players will even go so far as to lie about loving a woman just to
get her into bed. This isn’t to say that all men who say they love you
are lying to get you in the sack, but there are some despicable guys out
there who will sink this low just to get what they want, Ladies, BE
CAREFUL!
You’re the Most Beautiful Woman I’ve Ever Seen
Haba!, you’re not joor. Tell yourself the truth and forget that " beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" story. He might honestly think you are beautiful, YES, but
he’s seen some more beautiful women in movies, on TV, in magazines, etc, you have too!.
Don’t get him wrong, this is an innocent white lie meant to make you
feel good, so let’s give him a pass on this one.
I Never Think of looking at Other Women
Hahahahahaha!
rotfl! Really? you believe this?
oh you do? sorry. #Yinmu! Let’s face it, men are instinctual creatures and they are going
to look at and think about other women sometimes. It doesn’t mean they
don’t love you and aren’t devoted to you only. But if they see a woman
with big breasts, a figure “8” or a well curved bum walk by, it is
almost impossible for them not to at least glance at them. Try not to
give your man a hard time about this unless he stares and drools, or get
a hard-on. LOL!
I’m Sorry
Often a man will realize that an argument will never end unless he says
he’s sorry, whether he means it or not and whether he intends to change
his behavior in the future or not. To them the word may be meaningless
and simply a way to end the argument so they can get on with their
lives. Unfortunately, you ladies have the task of determining if a man
is actually sorry or just wants to go play video game or continue
watching football. But some men really do mean it when they say it, like myself.
My Phone Was on Silent
Now this one causes big trouble all the time and everywhere, so i'll handle with care. See, He might actually be in a meeting or at the bank. While this is of
course a possible reason for why they didn’t answer your call, many men
use this excuse for simply ignoring your call because they don’t want to
talk to you. This doesn’t mean they don’t like you, but men don’t like
to chat as much as women do, ask anybody, look around you, study your parents, look it up online, a fact!. If you call when they are busy playing
video games online or watching the big sports game and having a beer with a friend, they simply can’t be
interrupted to answer a phone call! Sorry.
We’ll Talk About It Later
This is usually another way of saying “I don’t want to talk about it ever.” He
wishes that by the time that “later” comes around you must have
forgotten about the subject, or at least won’t be as angry as before. Is that so bad?
I Love Your Cooking
I love your cooking, see how I'm savouring every spoonful. This is another one of those white lies that men tell women to spare
their feelings. Imagine how you would feel if a man told you that the
dinner you made tasted horrible. Aren’t you glad most men lie about this
now? Talk true o!
No, You Don’t Look Fat
Women, you are just asking your men to lie to you about this one jare. You
try on an outfit and you ask your man if it makes you look fat. What
else is the man to do but say “no,” whether it is a lie or not? How
would you react if he actually told you the truth? You should know if you are fat or not. If you are and then you ask, you
should thank us for helping you save your ego by lying to you. Let there
be peace and there was peace.
