HEY WOMEN, ARE YOU BEING SCAMMED? TRUE LIES HE WILL (MIGHT) TELL YOU!

I Love You

I love you! I think that's the most popular sentence around now. Something most girls want to hear, at the same time the last thing some others want to hear. Why? Some have been scammed by badt guys using ONLY these three letter words. I LOVE YOU? Hmmm. Some players will even go so far as to lie about loving a woman just to get her into bed. This isn’t to say that all men who say they love you are lying to get you in the sack, but there are some despicable guys out there who will sink this low just to get what they want, Ladies, BE CAREFUL!

You’re the Most Beautiful Woman I’ve Ever Seen

Haba!, you’re not joor. Tell yourself the truth and forget that " beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" story. He might honestly think you are beautiful, YES, but he’s seen some more beautiful women in movies, on TV, in magazines, etc, you have too!. Don’t get him wrong, this is an innocent white lie meant to make you feel good, so let’s give him a pass on this one.


I Never Think of looking at Other Women

Hahahahahaha! rotfl! Really? you believe this? oh you do? sorry. #Yinmu! Let’s face it, men are instinctual creatures and they are going to look at and think about other women sometimes. It doesn’t mean they don’t love you and aren’t devoted to you only. But if they see a woman with big breasts, a figure “8” or a well curved bum walk by, it is almost impossible for them not to at least glance at them. Try not to give your man a hard time about this unless he stares and drools, or get a hard-on. LOL!


I’m Sorry

Often a man will realize that an argument will never end unless he says he’s sorry, whether he means it or not and whether he intends to change his behavior in the future or not. To them the word may be meaningless and simply a way to end the argument so they can get on with their lives. Unfortunately, you ladies have the task of determining if a man is actually sorry or just wants to go play video game or continue watching football. But some men really do mean it when they say it, like myself.


My Phone Was on Silent

Now this one causes big trouble all the time and everywhere, so i'll handle with care. See, He might actually be in a meeting or at the bank. While this is of course a possible reason for why they didn’t answer your call, many men use this excuse for simply ignoring your call because they don’t want to talk to you. This doesn’t mean they don’t like you, but men don’t like to chat as much as women do, ask anybody, look around you, study your parents, look it up online, a fact!. If you call when they are busy playing video games online or watching the big sports game and having a beer with a friend, they simply can’t be interrupted to answer a phone call! Sorry.


We’ll Talk About It Later

 This is usually another way of saying “I don’t want to talk about it ever.” He wishes that by the time that “later” comes around you must have forgotten about the subject, or at least won’t be as angry as before. Is that so bad?


I Love Your Cooking

I love your cooking, see how I'm savouring every spoonful. This is another one of those white lies that men tell women to spare their feelings. Imagine how you would feel if a man told you that the dinner you made tasted horrible. Aren’t you glad most men lie about this now? Talk true o!   


No, You Don’t Look Fat

Women, you are just asking your men to lie to you about this one jare. You try on an outfit and you ask your man if it makes you look fat. What else is the man to do but say “no,” whether it is a lie or not? How would you react if he actually told you the truth? You should know if you are fat or not. If you are and then you ask, you should thank us for helping you save your ego by lying to you. Let there be peace and there was peace.